24 Things

Hello Non-Existent Reader,

In honor of my 24th birthday coming up, here are 24 things I like:

1) Cheese

2) Nice-smelling boys

3) Really good fart jokes

4) Clear skin

5) Money

6-11): The Following Sports Teams:
           6) Dallas Cowboys
           7) Norfolk Admirals
           8) Detroit Redwings
           9) Anyone who defeats the Redskins
         10) Old Dominion Monarchs
         11) Anyone who defeats both the Boston Red Soxs and the New York Yankees

12) Flattering pants

13) Non-Wedgie Underwear

14-19) The Following People mentioned in People Magazine in the Year 2012:
            14) Barack Obama
            15) Brad Paisley
            16) The Duchess of Cambridge Catherine (Kate Middleton)
            17) Tina Fey
            18) Mindy Kaling
            19) Ms. Britney Spears

20) Nice Hair
21)Dancing (Not on a Pole)
22) Bay Breezes (Both the drink, and actual breezes off the Bay)
23) Fresh Breath
24) Writing